WALLY OR WON’T SHE?

The romcom for anyone who’s ever faceplanted into love—and endured scattered forks along the way.

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Wally Katchoo has perfected the art of surviving life as a walking disaster. Thirty years old, stuck in a dead-end job, and single enough that even his dog has lost respect for him, Wally’s existence is an unbroken loop of social anxiety and awkward encounters. He’s convinced that being himself is a guaranteed path to ridicule, so when the confident, effortlessly cool Nessa Sinclair joins his office, he immediately writes her off as out of his league. Instead, Wally fixates on Jessica, a “safe” coworker who thinks he’s a well-meaning idiot and tries (unsuccessfully) to set him up with Nessa.

Between bungling blind dates, workplace gossip spearheaded by his chaos-loving coworker Norm, and his overbearing mother’s matchmaking schemes, Wally finds himself drowning in cringe-worthy moments. While Nessa seems oddly charmed by his fumbling attempts at normalcy, Wally remains convinced she’s just being polite—or worse, mocking him. As he stumbles from one awkward interaction to the next, Wally must grapple with the terrifying realization that maybe, just maybe, someone could actually like him for who he is.

Packed with razor-sharp wit, painfully relatable moments, and an undercurrent of heartwarming sincerity, this is the story of a man who’s spent his whole life avoiding risks—until love makes itself impossible to ignore. For Wally, navigating romance means learning to stop being his own worst enemy, and maybe even figuring out that faceplants are just part of the journey.